[Open Mind]

Originally Posted by David Bailey

Hmm.....

Paul: "Mary - I love you!"

Mary: "Oh wonderful, but can you define "love", just so that I can be sure we are both referring to the same concept!"

Paul: "Er, you are the first girl to ask me that - I'll just go to my computer and find out what David and Ian have to say on the matter! On second thoughts, that may take some time, so let's say love is really liking the other person a lot."

Mary: "Hmm - my previous boyfriend had a more impressive answer, but I guess your definition is adequate. There is just one small point - can you define "like", and while we are on with it, the phrase "a lot" is rather vague too, can you quantify it?"

Paul: "*??**!!"

David

There is a good comedy sketch in there